Imagine a beauty contest where the contestants aren’t judged only for their magnificent faces and figures but foremost on their ability to excel at sex! And imagine being one of the judges in this program, who has the exciting task of interviewing the girls privately and intimately. Every girl in “Miss Fantasy” is an incredible beauty. It’s more than an adult classic.
Two delightful high school co-eds are determined that the last day and night of their summer vacation will be memorable. And memorable it certainly turns out to be as the girls reveal themselves to their lucky dates for the occasion, and the boys in turn graphically relive their summer experiences. Adding to the ensuing excitement are two adult film superstars, John Holmes and Serena!
Kevin James and Tom Byron play a couple of well-heeled business partners who are getting ready for the grand opening of their new mall in this light-hearted romp. Tom is staying at Kevins majestic mansion until the big day, and the guys spend their leisure time engaging in all manner of merriment. While Kevin gets some oral loving from Asian gal pal Kristara Barrington, Tom is out by the pool enjoying a passionate plunge with shapely Summer Rose. Things get even spicier when Kevin comes outside and joins Summer and Tom for a torrid threesome. When chief accountant Peter North shows up, he finds Kristara alone in the shower — a situation he quickly rectifies by joining her in a steamy sizzler. This scene really rocks, with Kristara and Peter pulling out all the stops in a pulse-pounding crowd pleaser. Finally, fashion models Rachel Ryan and Erica Boyer show up to discuss the grand opening — Kevin’s hired them to work the crowds, but they end up working over one another in a lusty lesbian tryst. The whole thing gets silly sometimes, and we never do get to see any of that mall that everyones talking about. But for pure, unfettered action and endlessly alluring temptresses, Grand Opening delivers the goods and then some.
Gangster Dutch (Harry Reems) has just been dumped by his foul-mouthed dame, Jessie (Cara Lott). When he meets cigarette girl Katherine (Ginger Lynn), he renames her «Kitty», and makes her his broad, much to her delight. The only problem is that Kitty is a lady and Dutch likes his dames trashy. So, he hires potty-mouthed, trashy broad Rita (Amber Lynn) to teach Kitty the ropes. Rita proceeds to teach Kitty how to be trashy with her first lesson being an educational romp with newspaper boy Jimmy (Tom Byron). Kitty begins to really enjoy being trashy and begins being bitchy and spewing obscenities left and right, that are quite hilarious coming from her, but I believe that’s the point. There is another subplot involving another gangster, but the high points of this film, besides Ginger Lynn’s comedic approach and Amber Lynn’s over-the-top cheese, are some memorable sex scenes: The Ginger / Amber / Tom session is quite steamy, as is the Ginger / Bunny Bleu pairing, which is a lot coming from me since Bunny has never buttered my biscuit; so this was a nice surprise. There’s also a nice DP performed by Cheri Janvier with Marc Wallice and Francois Papillon in a boxing gym. If you like good classic porn, get this rare gem if you can find it.
A light hearted comedy that takes place at a ski resort where Kay Parker and Lynx Cannon play promiscuous nurses at the medical center and Jamie Gillis is the pussy hungry ski pro who runs the lodge. Too Hot To Touch features a few of the greatest actors and actress ever to fuck on film. The rare and gorgeous Angel is at her best acting classic porn has to offer. Her scene with Jamie Gillis is perhaps one of the best performances in either actor's career.
