Ahhhh! It’s an ’80s porn video feature, the kind of movie I helped put out of business when I came up with the Buttman/gonzo idea! And it stars me with a mullet again! Fortunately, there’s no dancing this time, but you get to see more of me acting…. Ahhhhh! Mystic Pieces also stars (in her first month in the business) Tori Wells, showing off why she was soon to become the top-selling Vivid girl. And there’s Cheri Taylor wiping down a Ferrari in a tight miniskirt. That got people’s attention at the time. While it’s not up to today’s standards of hard sex (and some of the dialogue seems laughable now), the women make this movie for me.
With incredible set phenomenal photography and lustfully sensual sex, this is truly the greatest adult motion picture of all time. The glory and savagery of 1647 Frances is captured in explicit detail as swords cling, villains get their just rewards and beautiful women are bedded. This is a film worthy of the big screen, with something extra…pure lustful, explicit action.
A journalist working with an economics magazine that has fallen on hard time decides to boost sales by doing an article about an award ceremony to honor the best female writer of an erotic novel. His research takes him into the intimate lives of three of the contestants, and he is delighted to find that their sensual abilities extend further than just writing about it. He is willingly seduced by all three and has the exhausting but erotic job of comparing their amorous appetite in his report. His girlfriend has been secretly watching all this and is decidedly jealous but she has a plan to surprise him. The journalist, weak but still trying after suffering the consequences of such intense sexual assaults has unfortunately come to the realization that he will never be able to explain on paper why these girls write such sensually stimulating books. It all comes to a head at the award banquet when in a shocking surprise, an amateur wins first prize, a writer who just happens to be his girlfriend who has written a book about his exploits!
Don't be misled by the title. This dark and probing story, shot entirely in a lavish 13th century European castle, awaken the sexual desires that ahve lingered in the minds of every red blooded man for centuries. In the tradition of "The Story of O", Ariel has placed herself entirely in the hands of sexual expert Samantha and ehr staff of assistants. Together, they try to teach Ariel every trick in the book designed to please her lover. This bizarre sexual odysse is for the more sophisticated viewer of erotica. It is an incredible performance that is sure to teach us all a new trick of two!
Watch nine of porn's loosest wildcats strap on their toys, dildos, double dildos, spiked dildos, and wiggly willies and go at each other!
