Best Little Cathouse in Las Vegas (1982)

Two randy American shmucks, Chuck (Roger Caine) and Barney (Zebedy Colt), end up in Amsterdam's "Red-light" district. After losing their money, the guys pretend to be Hollywood producers so they can seduce and fuck the most gorgeous Dutch actresses. Go figure, Chuck and Barney get laid plenty. However, they get their just desserts in the last scene: For their deceitful lies, they're shipped back home in a cardboard box!

Talk dirty series is one of the best sexed, acted and written series in the history of Porn, this feature is no exception with Randy West as a DJ who has been fired from his job at Talk Dirty Radio because his snow-white puritan streak has become a drag for his co-workers. Now at a competing station, Randy is trying to lead a boycott of Tracey Adams' show, on which she dispenses valuable sexual advice to listeners in need. By going after her sponsors, Randy is really putting the hurt on the station. Meanwhile, Tracey is helping Steve and Susan Vegas work out their troubles in the bedroom. Then old flame Eric Edwards shows up and steals Tracey's heart, but he turns out to be married. He makes it up to her by also turning out to be a millionaire and by saving her show. Yet another gem in the Talk Dirty saga.

A hippy guru uses phony poetic ramblings to brainwash women to suck and fuck his scummy pole.