Ahhhh! It’s an ’80s porn video feature, the kind of movie I helped put out of business when I came up with the Buttman/gonzo idea! And it stars me with a mullet again! Fortunately, there’s no dancing this time, but you get to see more of me acting…. Ahhhhh! Mystic Pieces also stars (in her first month in the business) Tori Wells, showing off why she was soon to become the top-selling Vivid girl. And there’s Cheri Taylor wiping down a Ferrari in a tight miniskirt. That got people’s attention at the time. While it’s not up to today’s standards of hard sex (and some of the dialogue seems laughable now), the women make this movie for me.
With incredible set phenomenal photography and lustfully sensual sex, this is truly the greatest adult motion picture of all time. The glory and savagery of 1647 Frances is captured in explicit detail as swords cling, villains get their just rewards and beautiful women are bedded. This is a film worthy of the big screen, with something extra…pure lustful, explicit action.
A movie set is the location of a rather unusual DRESS REHEARSAL. Massively endowed makeup girl Trinity Loren takes a passionate powder from a horny movies star who never yells cut. Then, Tony Montana and Tom Byron drop their pants and say ahh for a hot HEAD NURSE. Next, Buffy Davis and Natasha Skier experience a night of lesbian PASSION in front of a raging fire. And finally, Chris Reed takes a delicious dip with the HOT TUB LADIES. These gals go for the gusto (and a whole lot more!) in a session of amorous aquatic acts that’s sure to get your bubbling.
